Need a Laugh?

As I prepare for surgery tomorrow, I just wanted to share a couple of things my sweet, yet very dramatic, 9 yr old said this last week. Enjoy!!!!

Emma smarted off about something so I asked her to come to me.

Me:"Come here!" (THUMP) I flicked her on the forehead.

Emma: (Grabbing here head and hollering out like she had been shot and dancing around the livingroom.)" Oh! Oh! You sprained my forehead!!"

Two days later.................

We have company over for dinner and Emma begins hopping around on her left leg. She just can't stand that I asked her to stay out of the livingroom. So I call her in there and ask what's wrong.

Emma: "It's my nerve. It's hurting me!"

Me: already giggling, "You'll be fine. Now Go!"

She hops out of the livingroom on her RIGHT leg now.

Me: " I thought that was the leg that was hurt?"

Emma: looks down at her legs, "No, it's the other one. I mean it's both. The nerve is in both of them."

We all laugh hysterically!!!

Enjoy your week! I will be back soon to let you know how my surgery went!

Heavenly Father, thank you for my children. They bless me everyday. Lord, please be with me as I have surgery and be with my surgeon. Father, please be with my family as they help me heal. May we all work together.

In Christ ,
Dawn